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I read the undermentioned at http://www.mtdaily.com/mt1/silly.html

Real Names

Dr. Keith Superdock, Dr. Schmuck, Dr. Klutz
Dermatologist: Dr. Skinner
Eye Surgeon: Dr. Lens
Psychiatrist: Dr. Looney, Dr. Dim, Dr. Wise
Proctologist: Dr. Butts
Neurologist: Dr. Grim
Cardiologist: Dr. Hart
Emergency Physician: Dr. Safety First
Pharmacist: Mr. Swindle
Dietitian: Ms. Apple, Ms. Hunger
Pediatrician: Dr. Donal Dock, Dr. McElfish, Dr. Needles, Dr. Childs
Mortician: Mr. Colflesh, Mr. Goodbody, Mr. Dye
Chiropractor: Dr. Hurt, Dr. Bonebreak
Podiatrist: Dr. Foote, Dr. Corn, Dr. Tozzi, Dr. Smelsey
Obstetrician/Gynecologist: Dr. Kradel, Dr. Peeke, Dr. Blessing,
Dr. Miracle, Dr. Loynd (the d is silent), Dr. Hyman, Dr. Butcher, Dr. Repaire
Urologist: Dr. Rainwater, Dr. Uhren
Dentist: Dr. DeKay, Dr. Plack, Dr. Socket, Dr. Brush, Dr. Scaler, Dr. Lips
Surgeons: Drs. French and Fried (double order or dual(ing) surgeons!)

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